Mustache Man

Why don't younger men rock a mustache anymore? Could it possibly be because when they do the look like this retard here. (Editors Note: You are only able to make fun of someone if it is yourself)

Or maybe it is because young man who has one looks like 1. An evil villan from an old cartoon.

2. A 70's porno star 3. A Child Molester

When did they stop being cool? Because Magnum PI and Burt Reynolds are still cool to me.

I have now changed my mind. Judging from these photos you can wear a mustache and be cool as long as you are also really hairy on the rest of your body. I've got that covered so me and my mustache are super cool